"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
Andrew: Baby, I’m gonna be right there, okay? They need a few shots of you alone.
Andrew: I’m gonna let you go now.
Andrew: *Sadly leaves*
Emma: *Puppy face*
*i can totally picture this conversation*
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
my bed is bedder than yours
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can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog